For the Beautiful Peoples running on caffeine, survival instincts, and pure spite.
 
The Burnout Collection is a set of 3 dark humor bracelets designed for those “hanging in there… technically” kinds of days. Each bracelet combines playful colors with painfully relatable phrases that somehow make the chaos feel a little more manageable.
 
This set includes:
Crisis Pending
Out of Order
Feral But Polite
 
Perfect for neurodivergent humans, chronically overwhelmed adults, anxious gremlins, exhausted students, overworked employees, and anyone whose current life plan is simply “do not become one with the floor.”
 
Wear them individually or stack them together, depending on your mood or needs for the day.
 
Features
Set of 3 stretch bracelets
Dark humor and mental health-inspired phrases
Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
Fun layered stackable design
Great gift for anxious friends, burnt-out coworkers, or yourself, honestly
 
Materials
Acrylic/plastic beads
Elastic stretch cord
Letter beads
 
Texture
Fun mix of letter beads, clay discs, heart beads and seed beads.
 
Size
Stretchy bracelet designed to fit most wrists comfortably. My wrist is 7.5" and fits comfortably without much stretch. If you need any adjustments, please let me know (I will have to redesign it slightly, but am willing to do that!)
 
I try to accurately represent each product's color, but actual colors may vary due to differences in computer monitor/mobile device settings.
 
CHOKING HAZARD: Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs. Please do not leave children unsupervised with this item. Not intended as a toy and is meant to be used with adult supervision.